Aussie sex toy brand VUSH — yep, the geniuses responsible for the iconic, sold-out Abbie Chatfield collab — has released possibly the most aesthetic vibrator range known to man: the Pop Collection.
Compact, ~discreet~ and in heavenly pastel pink, you could chuck these in your makeup bag and then immediately mistake them for some kind of cute lil’ beauty tool. Just look how adorable they are:
Yep, you wouldn’t even know that these little beauty blender-looking gadgets pack a hell of a pleasure punch.
GLOSS BULLET VIBRATOR | $55
Next cab off the rank is the Plump, a palm vibrator that looks uncannily like a beauty blender. I mean sure, you can use it to apply makeup but the Plump’s speciality is its powers of vulva stimulation, just so you know.
PLUMP PALM VIBRATOR | $55
If you’re a multitasker, then the Swish might be your go-to. It has dual tips, so is basically double the fun – and the arms are flexible, meaning you can really make it work for whatever and wherever you want, including all those bits you can’t see without a hand mirror.
SWISH DUAL TIP VIBRATOR | $70
Rounding out the collection is the Shine, which again looks like some kind of gua sha facial tool but is actually your g-spot’s new bestie. Designed to be used internally and externally, the Shine will probably have you cancelling your freedom plans.
These VUSH folks are smart — knowing that you wouldn’t be able to single out a fave, they’ve also bundled all four products together into the Full Pop Collection Set. Honestly, why would you ever need to date again.
POP COLLECTION BUNDLE | $250
You can go and choose your player over at VUSH, and then proceed to leave them on your bathroom shelf where absolutely no one will realise there’s actually a sex toy next to your night cream. It’s genius.